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On Rihlapse 2012. 
As an enthusiast for the pop culture of my time, I have varying degrees of investment in pop culture figures. When I praise Britney Spears and Beyoncé, it’s a sincere display of my investment in them, being that I grew up with them and they are a part of my everyday life. When I drag a bitch, like Keri Hilson for example, I do it with little investment, as disliking someone doesn’t take much effort. It’s this situation, however, that requires a bit of investment. Disliking someone may not take a lot of work, but having a genuine disgust and disappointment in someone does. 

In the past few days, Rihanna dropped a remix of the fan favorite Birthday Cake, with Chris Brown as the feature on the track. Leading up to it, however, was a bevy of drama. To top it all off, Chris Brown was gallivanting around with absolutely no remorse, as he has been for the past few years. When Billboard attempted to write a rational letter to Rihanna, Rihanna responded dismissively and somewhat rudely to an organization who seems to love her. Check out Rihanna’s timeline and you’ll see a shitload of dumbass tweets, where she attempts to act like she doesn’t need anyone’s advice or opinions, even from her fans. 

Now, I’m just going to plainly state my opinion of Rihanna, as of now. I know all of you may not agree with me, but just hear me out. 

Rihanna, you are a dumb, everlast punching bag ass, hoodrat, trashy bitch with absolutely no morals, scruples or concerns for anyone but you and what is probably the most beat up vagina in the pop game right now.

I have never been more disgusted with a pop celebrity in my entire life. To be honest, it isn’t about her dating situation with Chris Brown at the moment. Shit, if she wanted to go back to him and actually let him kill her this time, I wouldn’t give a fuck. She ain’t special. I bet we could fly to Barbados right now and find a prettier, more talented girl with a smaller forehead to polish up and replace Rihanna with. Maybe Rihanna could finally score a #1 album with the posthumous album sale effectafter Chris Brown actually succeeds in beating her to death. That’s on her and her own personal life, let her do as she pleases.

What makes me completely disgusted with and disappointed in her is the fact that she’s attempting to force her fans and the world to accept her and her foolish mistakes, all while trying to pass it off as some thug life shit. Bitch, you told Diane Sawyer straight up that you were EMBARRASSED to be in love with Chris Brown, a man who hurt you so badly. You put outa song about you being a tough ass bitch. Now you want to act like it’s absolutely ok to endorse a sex-laden, raunchy collaboration with the man who intended to kill you? Bitch, get the fuck out of here. 


I don’t exactly know what the motivation behind the collaboration was, but whether it was out of pure avarice for attention or simply because you want to amp up your allegedly bad bitch image by giving people who are concerned about you the finger, it’s vile either way. You are no bad bitch, Rihanna. You are a basic bitch that is exclaiming at the top of her lungs: “I AM A WELCOME MAT AND YOU CAN BE TOO!” Don’t get it twisted, bitch. 

As Chris Brown so affectionately put it in your remix, I hope he “gives it to you in the worst way,” whatever way that may actually be.

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