January 2011
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Something is wrong...
… I need to STOP eating, like NOW! But, for some odd reason, food has become so appealing to me. I just want to eat everything in sight. EVERYTHING. I would like to think that I’m growing, or maybe I’m just pregnant… Possibly?
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Justin: I LOVE Uma Thurman!
Josh: She looks like a man...
Justin: That's probably why I love her...
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… SNL Digital Shorts are muhfucking brilliant. Andy Samberg is brilliant. That is all.
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… Saturday Night Live + Nicki Minaj; you know what it is.
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Reblog if you complain about not having a life, but instead of doing anything about it you go on Tumblr for countless hours instead.
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MARK YOUR CALENDARS!
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! It’s official! Britney Spears is releasing her upcoming album on March 15th, 2011! … What a wonderful belated birthday present, Britney! You shouldn’t have. Just kidding! Yes, yes. You should have.
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What is Normal?
Question of the day; what is normal? I honestly couldn’t tell you. Never have I ever experienced anything in my life that could be remotely classified as normal. Most people would think that’s okay. Most people wish for excitement and change. I am one of those individuals. I too wish for a change, but one on the opposite spectrum; a change in my heavily hectic life. For once I just...
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Unpretty | TLC
… i wish i could tie you up...
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“They laugh until laughing makes them kiss. They kiss until kissing makes them...”
– Matilde in The Clean House | Written by Sarah Ruhl
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love is a trick.
love is a trap.
love is a hot chick with the clap.
love is a hoax.
love is a tease; a pinata full of bees.
love is a joke.
love is a scam; a Sargent Slaughter body slam.
love is a wound; watch it bleed.
love is the only thing I need.
but, no one’s ever gonna love
a casualty of love, like me.
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Trouble | Ray LaMontague
… worry just will...
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omgomgomgomgomg.
Nicki Minaj + Lil Wayne = I Am Music II Tour.
I must get tickets now! NOW!
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m(p)eriod.
DEFINITION: When a male experiences symptoms of a females “monthly bitch fest”.
I feel absolutely wretched. I’m bitchy. My body hurts. I feel pregnant. I want to eat everything in sight. HELP!
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Hold It Against Me continues to break records;...
Britney Spears becomes just the second artist in Billboard Hot 100’s fifty-two year history to debut multiple songs at number 1, as Hold It Against Me blasts to the top of the summit.
Spears previously launched to number one with 3 the week of October 24th, 2009. She joins Mariah Carey as the only acts to arrive at No. 1 more than once. Hold It Against Me is the 18th song to debut at No. 1...
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We touch; I feel a rush.
We clutch; It isn’t much,
but it’s enough to make me wonder what’s in store for us.
It’s lust; it’s torturous.
You must be a sorceress, ‘cause you just
did the impossible; gain my trust.
Don’t play games; It’ll be dangerous if you fuck me over
‘cause if I get burnt, I’m gonna show you what it’s like...
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Britney Spears & Lady Gaga at the Grammy's.
So, there are rumors spreading across the internet claiming that Britney Spears is going to open the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards with her newest single, Hold It Against Me. There are also rumors spreading that Lady Gaga will premiere her single Born This Way during the ceremony. Now, nothing has been confirmed yet, but I’ve been thinking. Wouldn’t it be absolutely epic if Britney and...
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... I'm raping the shit out of the repeat button.
… Fuck outta here Womanizer, Circus, and 3.
There’s a new number one song in my iTunes.
Hold It Against Me has been played 321 times.
No big deal.
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... guilty conscious.
Okay, as I jam out to Hold It Against Me for the three millionth time today, let me take a little time to focus on my life.
It has come to my attention that I’ve been extremely busy lately. Actually, that’s putting it lightly. I don’t haven’t had ANY time for myself, let alone any one else.
I’ve been having difficulty juggling the major priorities in my life. I just...
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... Congratulations, Britney!
Hold It Against Me, the newest single from the pop princess, was released to radio outlets today and has already broken the record for most plays for a single song in one day with 651 spins. Britney, at the rate you’re going, you’re going to kick off your 2011 with a bang!
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